You Need A Kale Massage. Seriously.

↑ Play How to Massage Your Kale.

Okay, we know this sounds ridiculous, but have you massaged your kale lately? What? Yes. How? Watch the video!

Kale massage is one of those things we do on the Left Coast that people who don’t live here make fun of us for, but is nevertheless totally legit and worthwhile.

Get this: It also works with spinach and other greens! Yeah. This technique will elevate your whole salad game. Seriously.

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