White Rage SMASH Bernie Sanders!

AAAAAAAAHG!!!

PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH?! White Rage time VALUABLE! Why Bank of America serve MEXICANS?! Bank of AMERICA! White Rage speak ENGLISH. 

White Rage like Trump plan — build WALL. Round UP. Ship OUT. Make good reality TV for White Rage. White Rage like Dukes of Hazard. FLAG car go fast. Them GOOD old boys.

Bernie Sanders say he SOCIALIST?! JEW?! Maybe GAY. GAY in gym locker room. Gay check White Rage MUSCLES out. White Rage want SMASH GAY! But CAN’T — he some kind of HERO now.

White Rage stay in house. Watch FOX. White Rage KNOW! OKAY! White Rage get ballot soon. White Rage like Trump. Good old days. Dukes of Hazard.

Back to work now. Meet QUOTA. Pay off MEDICAL DEBT! Sanders. BAH! 

White Rage tired. Sleep…over…taking. Want SMASH LEFTISTWait. White Rage check Bernie website

“Just as the commandment ‘Thou shalt not kill’ sets a clear limit in order to safeguard the value of human life, today we also have to say ‘thou shalt not’ to an economy of exclusion and inequality. Such an economy kills. How can it be that it is not a news item when an elderly homeless person dies of exposure, but it is news when the stock market loses two points?” —Pope Francis.

Why he quote Pope? He Catholic not Jew? Hmph.

Millions of Americans are working for totally inadequate wages

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Our democracy is under fierce attack. Billionaire families are now able to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to buy the candidates of their choice. These people own most of the economy. Now they want to own our government as well.  

But White Rage plan to BE billionaire! White Rage like Trump. White Rage only poor for now

Opposed NAFTA, CAFTA, permanent normal trade relations (PNTR) with China, the TPP, and other free-trade agreements. These deals kill American jobs by shifting work overseas to nations which fail to provide worker protections and pay extremely low wages.

Hmph. White Rage agree. What going on?

People are angry and they have a right to be angry.

NO! WHITE RAGE HAVE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY! BLACKS have no right. But White Rage THINK about that one.

Real family values strengthen the bonds of family and improve the lives of our families. When it comes to these values, our country deserves better.

HMPH. White Rage like sound of that. But Bernie SOCIALIST! Sleep now. Change torn clothes in morning.

White Rage originally appeared in The Adventures of Unemployed Man where he reluctantly teamed-up with struggling heroes across the political spectrum, including Fantasma from Mexico, to fight The Invisible Hand and The Man. He appears here by special permission from the authors.

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